Host: Dan Dangerously
Location: Tractor Brewing Wells Park
The Concept
Got a hill you are absolutely prepared to die on? Think cereal is objectively better when soaked in water? Convinced that Shrek 3 is the pinnacle of Western cinema? It is time to air your weirdest, most passionately held, entirely low-stakes hot takes.
Welcome to Hear Me Out, an evening of competitive niche rants hosted by Dan Dangerously at Tractor Brewing Wells Park. We are handing over the projector screen to anyone brave enough to defend their ultimate unpopular opinions using the holy trinity of modern communication: bullet points, clip art, and raw enthusiasm.
The Ground Rules for Presenters
To keep the night moving and the vibes immaculate, all presenters must stick to the framework:
The Content: We want your petty grievances, your bizarre food rules, and your hyper-specific pop culture theories. Leave the politics, the inflammatory rhetoric, and the genuinely derogatory takes at home. If it belongs on Twitter at 3:00 AM, it does not belong on our stage.
The Limits: You get a maximum of 5 minutes and a hard limit of 10 content slides (plus an intro and closer slide). Pace yourself accordingly.
The Deadline: All slide decks must be submitted exactly three days prior to the event and are subject to host approval.
Stakes & Spectators
Not looking to present? Come anyway. We need a ruthless, beer-drinking audience to judge these manifestos. At the end of the night, the crowd will vote on who delivered the most convincingly defended garbage opinion, and a winner will be crowned.
How to Enter
Ready to take the mic? Click the link below to review the technical details and upload your deck to our sign-up sheet. Space is limited, so do not wait until the last minute.
https://forms.gle/MiHC2e4X38Feqt1F6