Spill The Tea: Petty Pity Party

Spill The Tea: Petty Pity Party

Albuquerque, your therapist is tired and your bartender is officially tuning you out. It is time to air that dirty laundry where it belongs. Right under the stage lights.

Welcome to Spill The Tea: Petty Pity Party. We are handing you the microphone for up to five minutes to unload your best gossip, biggest gripes, and weirdest vendettas. Complain about your terrible roommate. Blast your bad dates. Finally put the entire city on notice about whoever keeps taking your parking space.

There are just three rules to keep the lawyers off our backs.

One. Change the names to protect the guilty.
Two. You get up to five minutes before we pull the plug.
Three. Go undercover if you want! Bring your worst wigs and your cheapest sunglasses. If you forget your fake mustache at home, do not sweat it. We will have a stash of cheap disguises on hand so you can rant in total anonymity, or not. Up to you!

Plus you are never flying solo up there. We already locked in 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 (Trademark pending). This four person panel of professional hype artists will be sitting right up front to maintain some semblance of order, ask the gritty follow up questions, and whip the crowd into a frenzy of pure validation.

Come complain. We are listening.